This will be a new initiative I am trying to kick off "Bring 'n Tar". The muncipalities, traffic departments, road agencies are all not capable of using our tax money in fixing and maintaining our roads, and when initiative is required, I will now seek ways of privately fixing those road hazards which endanger daily thousands of tax-payers.
Not an easy task, as I have not come across a single company willing to fix a government road without explicit permission. So the first hurdle to overcome is to ask the same people who could care less about fixing our roads to actually lift a finger and allow a tax-payer to fix common property.
Here a visual reminder:
In my endeavor to personally resolve potholes on a stretch of road I frequently travel, I contacted a company called Tarfix (not going to give them a link, seeing someone at Tarfix with mobile number 083 267 1834 sent me a "Fuck off"-SMS) to enquire if I can hire their services to fix a stretch of public road.
An email was sent to Deon and Kevin at Tarfix (I can only assume that one of those two decided to send me the SMS) and the above caller phoned me, sounded irrate and complained about my "spam-mail". Needless to say, that person slammed the phone down and chose not to answer my calls. Well, I can safely say that I use my email daily and sofar this is the first incident in 8 years, where someone complained about getting spam. This was supposed to be a trade-enquiry with one email being sent on the 4th February at 12:35.
In any case, Deon / Kevin or whoever you are at Tarfix - your level of maturity and your ignorance of even wanting to talk to me, just proves that you are incapable of running a professional business. I suggest that going forward you fix your lousy email system or internet connectivity, because you are the first person ever having reported an issue. I suppose I will not get a response to my email either.
So Tarfix a word of advise: If for whatever reason you happen to get multiple emails which are not even spam, but are sincere trade enquiries, the "How to phone a customer for Dummies"-book will tell you that you should try and show manners and not insult people within 5 seconds of someone answering your phone-call. If you change your attitude it will do you good and will greatly improve your turnover and give you many repeat customers. (And I would have even given you business - which now goes somewhere else).
BTW - before you morons at Tarfix get your undies in a knot, you should really fix your email system - because I don't send SPAM and my servers work 100%, ALL THE TIME --- AND YOURS DON'T::
The Friday Picture will provide you with inspirational and (de)motiviational guidance to make the approaching weekend so much more appealing:
The Friday Picture will provide you with inspirational and (de)motiviational guidance to make the approaching weekend so much more appealing:
Demoniac scientists were working on a weapon to use against the Christians. This research led them to create the most dangerous and common parasite on the face of the Earth: the shoe. Hats off to mommy Mia N. at Heronbridge College for owning in excess of 120 shoes (the scale ends at 60 - picture below was spotted while picking up my son).
Many people have never learned the truth about shoes. Maybe that's why I can hear you saying "Bullshit!" to your computer screen right now. But I'm telling you the truth. The early parasite was dubbed "moccasin" by its supporters and was "worn" commonly. In the last thousand years or so, most people were not even aware that the shoes were slowly devouring them. However another theory exists that claims the first shoes were invented when a man stepped on a pair of rabbits. Later he discovered that they kept his feet slightly warmer and thus he had invented shoes. (The Shoe Fashion and fetish started next week.)
The common shoe almost exclusively feeds on the feet of humans. About 98.1% of humans with feet will at some point be victimized by this terrible parasite. While smaller shoe "nymphs" feed on the feet of babies and toddlers, larger shoes feed on (naturally) larger feet. Since most people are unaware of their parasitic state, they go out and buy new shoes when the ones that have been feeding on them are "worn out", although this actually means the adult shoe has reached its mature age and will soon die.
The most victimized organism by this parasite is women. The shoes secrete some unknown pheromone that makes women want to buy more shoes until she has 50 pairs sitting in her closet. She has just unknowingly set up a Shoe Den. If a Shoe Den gets too big it will merge into one and become a dreaded dance shoe!!!
Almost all shoes are bred in large "shoe farms" in China. Most of the time, these shoe farmers are forced at gun point to breed these beasts; it has been theorized that China is using the parasite to slowly take over the world. All shoes will find a "partner shoe" to feed with, and these shoes always look alike. In order to breed, shoes must live off of the most repulsive feet ever. So wash your damn feet. Once they find repulsive smelling feet, the antennae (or the sole, if antennae are not available) will stem off to form a new shoe nymph. This shoe will live off of babies and small children until it is full grown and ready to consume adult feet.
The Friday Picture will provide you with inspirational and (de)motiviational guidance to make the approaching weekend so much more appealing:
Makes one wonder, when you get an email from your bank telling you that due to a technical error my future-dated transactions got deleted. Even more worrying is that they could care less of trying to get your information back and ask you to re-capture your transactions:
Perhaps they did it out of spite, as I complained, or if this affects all customers with future dated transactions. Be it as it may, I would have expected that a backup would sort it out. Who else is worried what else they might be loosing?
