Category Archives: Life in RSA

Spot the difference – barking mad

If you have not followed our cause to save our cat Damian, perhaps read this page first.

First off, I must state that we love animals and have supported them as much as possible wherever it was possible. In my first life (= previous marriage), Jared and I lived on a farm, had 8 dogs, 10 cats, 2 goats, a dozen chickens, 4 horses, 4 bunnies, 3 ducks and even a bush-baby roaming a massive garden. Most of the animals had been rescue cases – the bush-baby was attacked by a jackal, one horse was a rescue case, some of the dogs had been mishandled by previous owners and who can ever say no to bunnies, ducks, chickens and goats?

Personal reasons (divorce), safety concerns (despite all the security we could never sleep properly), work commitments and educational pressures transformed us eventually into “urban warriors” and we moved to Broadacres Country Estate.

Having to give up all animals was tough, but we found new farm-homes for them, where they could still live together as buddies.

Damien dropped into our lives as a lonely, malnourished kitten from a pet-shop and who doesn’t think a ninja-black kitten is awesome?

Our HOA is far from sympathetic (as they claim – their recent threat for litigation is as sympathetic as they could possibly get), but while I went to the shops with Damien locked inside, I could not avoid noticing the double-standards in our estate:

Damien locked inside - Dogs roaming the estate unleashed

Dogs freely roaming around the estate without leashes, urinating and pooping all over common property (this is by the way a violation of one of the HOA rules which are kindly overlooked) while our kitty is confined to the inside of our house for the last 144 hours.

Don’t get me wrong, I rather have dogs roam the estate than being locked up in 300m2 yard and I am sympathetic (not in the way the HOA expresses “sympathetic) towards their owners.

Discriminating much? Being fair – not quite!



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Show your support for our kitty

Our kitty, Damian is in trouble – read all about it here: Save Damian!

Damian after he accidentally fell into a bubble bath

If you have visited my blog before our personally know us, you will have established by now, that I operate within reason and on a logical level – dealing with illogical people is something I hate – as any level of reasoning falls on death ears.

So today, do the right thing and spend a few minutes of your busy life and show your support by visiting Damian’s Facebook page by just liking his pages and friending him on Facebook.

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UPS South Africa – incapable of delivering a parcel

One would reasonably expect, that a courier company such as UPS would strive to do one thing well: delivering parcels.

I recently ordered items (a 480GB SSD via Fedex and some Gelaskins via UPS) from the United States. The Fedex order was shipped on the 19/1 and was delivered on the 23/1. The UPS order was shipped on the 17/1 (arrived in Johannesburg on the 19/1) and after much reluctance from UPS and several escalation calls was eventually delivered on the 25/1.

UPS South Africa - poor customer service

Click on the tracking records below to get an understanding of the dismal service delivery – and it needs to be noted, that UPS in the past was less enthusiastic of delivering parcels – at times they did not want to deliver to a residential address (the parcel was dropped at a post-office, despite the shipping being door-to-door) and other times, delivery was not attempted without me having to phone them.

UPS South Africa - poor service delivery

While I was excited to receive my Gelaskins on the 20th January (the tracking did say “Now in transit for delivery” I was reasonably expecting delivery on Monday 23rd January. That Monday I was told, that delivery was already attempted twice (no indication on tracking information) and a 3rd attempt was on hold since UPS could not contact me.

The delivery was supposed to happen on the 23rd by 4pm, but UPS did not show. On the 24th I was told that import duty was due, and I asked for the inspection of the parcel prior to delivery and then pay online while the courier is present. The courier arrived at 3pm at our business and within the 2 minutes it took me to finish a conference call, the courier disappeared. He then arrived again at 17:10, refused inspection of parcel prior to payment and said that his shift is over and he needs to leave (considering that inspection and payment would have not taken more than 5 minutes).

Insulting is that the tracking information was updated at 17:01 (almost ten minutes before I actually spoke to the courier) and a subsequent tracking update at 21:00 of another failed delivery attempt (in fact there was no delivery attempt as it was confirmed by our security company).

Another delivery was scheduled for the 25/1 by 12pm. By 2pm the courier still had not arrived, but I was promised that he would be there by 4:30pm. Phoning UPS at 4:15pm and escalating to a supervisor, it became apparent, that the driver had just arrived at the depot and did not attempt delivery.

It took several escalation calls until UPS decided that they will arrange special delivery at my home the same day by 7pm. The driver did arrive before that and although the parcel looked “man-handled” and folded in places, the content itself was in good condition.

Since this is not the first unpleasant experience with UPS and previous similar incidents and complaints did not resolve the root-issue, one needs to ask the question: “Why is a courier company like UPS incapable of fulfilling it’s core business service – delivering parcels on time?”

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Standard Bank Private Banking bliss

While First National Bank might be really innovative when it comes to banking, I honestly get annoyed with the frequent radio ads making FNB sound like a magical experience. Having consulted for both FNB and SBSA I can honestly say, that FNB’s banking platform is archaic and internal politics (especially when it came to branch banking) caused so much frustration and friction it was always beyond a small miracle, that the bank managed to actually release new software into their branch network.

I have always felt comfortable banking with SBSA and enjoyed for years to be a Prestige banking client. As with most “exclusive” offerings, Prestige banking has become too much of a mainstream product and prestige bankers could not any longer afford that personal relationship with their clients.

For some time I wanted to switch to SBSA’s Private Banking offering and eventually took this step a few weeks back.

Standard Bank Private Banking

The personal attention from the private banker instilled renewed trust in the banking industry (at least when it comes to SBSA and not necessarily their competition). Existing accounts and credit cards were migrated within hours and new credit-, ATM- and garage-cards where personally delivered.

No laborious tasks of filling out forms or having to visit a branch. Changing ATM- and credit-card PINs was possible through both telephone banking as well as through SBSA’s AutoPlus machines.

The monthly charges of R285 for Private Banking are slightly higher than the R205 for Prestige Banking and include annual card-fees and a number of free transactions. The Private Banking service can not really be compared with many of the low-cost banking services, especially when one considers having direct access to two dedicated private bankers at any time in addition to many value added services.

While the likes of FNB advertise many services for free as well as introduce innovative new features, it still comes down to receiving that personal attention when it comes to financial wealth management – not all banking should be about just credits and debits and saving a few Rands in accounting fees.

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Google Instant – Afrikaans fail

Can’t help but wonder how many South Africans will find search so more entertaining:

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Postnet Broadacres: Bad example of customer service

In short, over the last 12 months using Postnet Broadacres I had 5000 Euros stolen as 3 separate registered letters with cheque-card, PIN and internet banking codes disappeared as well as lost 11 parcels to theft within the postal system. I would think it is a reasonable expectation, that having experienced such issues, that my first port of call would be the local Postnet branch, only to be faced by no willingness to assist and put all blame on the Postoffice.

The branch could never really explain why we rarely get any parcel notifications and if we do get them, those are either 2nd or final notifications. I guess today I was again frustrated, as I found a 2nd parcel notification in my mailbox and requested comment from head-office as well as the local branch and also wanted to follow up on my previous complaint in May (for which I still await an answer from head-office).

Needless to say, 40 minutes after this email to the Postnet branch:

Incidently, and following up on all the parcels going missing, I noticed today a 2nd parcel notification (dated 18/08). I have not received a first notification and would really like to understand how PostNet tracks parcels and if anything has changed since May. Back then the Broadacres branch did not carry manifests/lists of what parcel notifications they received when and when those where placed in the post boxes.

In today’s case it makes me wonder where the 1st parcel notification has disappeared – this is pretty much in line with all the other theft – either no parcel notification or notifications received so late that the items had been returned.

We will try and pick this parcel up at Bryanston Postoffice, but if it has “disappeared” will now open another case at the Police Station – unfortunately your absolute silence and disregard for any of those complaints is almost a silent admission of guilt.

I get the following response from the Postnet Broadacres branch-manager:

Dear Mr Naschenweng

In terms of our rental agreement with Ms Tascha Els we hereby give notice that we will be invoking clause 2.15 with effect the annual renewal date of 31st January 2011. The box will be locked from that date and post forwarded for a period of 30 days (upon receipt of a new postal address by us forwarded by the boxholder).

Upon return of both keys, the boxholder will be refunded the R50 deposit paid. We recommend that the boxholder begin the process of changing her address in the interim, as, after 28th February 2011, all mail will be returned to sender.

What does this tell you? Although I am still waiting for a formal response from Postnet Headoffice, it certainly appears that their franchises can not cope with customer complaints and stick their heads in the sand by canceling people’s rental agreements. I get the feeling there will certainly be a follow-up post in this regard. Department of Trade and National Consumer Forum here we come….

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Fifa concert: Desmond-Pokemon-Tutu

Wow – what a disappointment: Not just did Zuma, Blatter and Radebe get booed out during the Fifa 2010 worldcup opening concert, the Black Eyed Peas managed to suck horribly and Fergie sounded like she had a few Klippies & coke too many.

If it was not for Desmond Tutu who showed some awesome energy as part of his speech. I shall officially name him DESMOND-POKEMON-TUTU:

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Where the hell is Matt?

Right here:

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bidorbuy launches PayPal payment integration

It has only been 2 weeks after the official PayPal launch and we have soft-launched the PayPal payment integration on Tuesday, 6th April 2010. As far as I can tell, bidorbuy is the only South African online auction place having launched PayPal integration, allowing users to conduct payments through PayPal.

The PayPal functionality works for both international as well as South African accounts and will be rolled out to the remaining sellers over the next week.

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South African Post Office: We steal

I finally managed to understand the South African Post Office’s mission statement: “We will enable the nation to efficiently connect with the world by distributing information, goods, financial and government services; leveraging our broad reach and embracing change, technology and innovation“. Till now I was always of the impression, that the distribution of goods was intended for the recipient of such parcel or postal item.

Our national postal service is not like that. Their workers steal wherever an opportunity presents itself and every person with a postal address in this country will have experienced missing mail or parcels.

Many international eCommerce shops have subsequently stopped delivering via the South African Postal system and I prove a case in point: On 21st February 2010 I ordered 10 items (all PS3 games) from the UK. All items had been dispatched within a couple of days. Out of the 10 items I have only received 4 (all arrived within 2 weeks). The remaining 6 (or 60%) have disappeared. All items have been sent via registered mail and can be tracked to be delivered to South Africa and thereafter disappears.

In another case my overseas bank sent a new ATM card via registered mail in November 2009 and the item is untraceable once it passed South African borders.

There are common rules and etiquette when it comes to privacy of correspondence and documents cannot be read or opened by anyone other than the receiver; for instance, in the United States it is a violation of federal law for anyone other than the receiver to open mail and mail-theft is a federal crime.

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