This must be the only site you will really need to get the knowledge straight from the people. Where else can you find out that grot is a name for an ugly female (also sometimes: gruk, greveldonkie, grafsteen) – you can read up on it in the Cape Town-entry.

Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. You might say it puts the “psych!” in “encyclopedia”. It’s sort of like Congress or Parliament, but unlike Congress or Parliament, they do have a sense of humor.

The mission of Uncyclopedia is to provide the world’s misinformation in the least redeeming and most searingly sarcastic and humorous way possible. Offense is exceptionally likely, expected, and to be renowned while reading the Uncyclopedia.

Perhaps the only rule at Uncyclopedia is to avoid mass spamming so that the pages can be hated by specific groups on their own basis, rather than because there’s a disgusting man holding his anus. Ridiculous and graphic contexts should be kept to their own categories.